Happy Boring

List of things that boring people can do to save themselves..^^

1. Wax the ceiling 
2. Sharpen your teeth 
3. Clean and polish your belly button
4. Water your dog..see if he grows
5. Wash a tree
6. Give your cat a mohawk
7. Boil ice cream
8. Run around in a square
9. Have your pillow x-rayed
10. Give your goldfish a perm
11. Write a letter to Plato
12. Dial 911 and breathe heavily
13. Go to the funeral.. Tell jokes
14. Cause a power failure
15. Be a monk for a day
16. Wear a sweatband to your wedding
17. Bend a fluorescent light
18. Throw marshmallows against the wall
19. Hold an ice cube as long as possible
20. Blow up a balloon until it pops
21. Balance a pencil on your nose
22. Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet
23. Unscrew all the light bulbs and rearrange the furniture
24. Walk on water
25. See how small you can scrunch your face
26. Carve you and your girlfriend/boyfriend's initials..in a marshmallow
27. Drive the speed limits..in your garage
28. Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English
29. Draw Venn diagrams..screw them up
30. Try to ignite water
31. Put your feet behind your head
32. Tie bows in everything
33. Roll your tongue
34. Cross your toes
35. Memorize the periodic table
36. Collect electrons
37. Carpet your ceiling
38. Change your name.. daily
39. build a house out of toothpicks
40. memorize the dictionary
41. Wear a salad
42. Stand on your head
43. Get your dog braces
44. Watch your car rust
45. Learn to type.. with your toes
46. Play with matches
47. Listen to painting
48. Flirt with an evergreen
49. Call London for a cab
50. Cheer up a potato

Happy Boring=)